Granola is a fan charatcer Girl Scout Heroine. Unlike the other Heroes, she's absolute shit in battle as most enemies will defeat her in a single encounter. Also unlike the other Heroes where a bug causes them to veer off on their own, Granola's dumbass is programmed to do exactly that, with absolutely no input from the player being read. This guarantees her dying.
Though there is text that exists for Completion and Wins (including the battles against the Sentient Furnace and Ascended Baking Pod), you will never see them legitamately in-game, due to how utter garbage she is.
Also, for some reason, some of her quotes are taken from a certain gumby Youtube video (which can't be seen now ffs).
Dialogue[]
Condition | Dialogue |
---|---|
Intro | Baking pots and shit is so much fuckin' fun! |
Greeting | Don't. |
There goes my kidneys! | |
I try, I do what I can. I'll put it on my head. Peace! | |
Adventure! | |
Win | Burn yo muthafuckin' ass. |
You cheating bastard. | |
I think it died out of pity. | |
Entrance | Lucky I'm Stretch Armstrong bitch. |
Welp, here goes nothing! Really. | |
Look at my head, it's lopsided. | |
Smells like ass in here. | |
I hope Crumb notices me after this! | |
Let's make it happen. | |
Completion | Haha, suckadick. |
I gotta go check on my cookie progress. Loaded that up with cheats. | |
My time is help up, extremely for cookies. | |
FILL IN COMPLETION QUOTE HERE | |
Cookies! | |
Garbage, the lot of you! | |
Crumb's sure to notice me now, A TEEHEE | |
Defeat | I got cherry eyes! |
NO MUTHAFUCKA, LEAVE ME ALONE GWAAAHH I'm dead | |
I have spinal fluid leaking out my nose. | |
Some cookie based pun. | |
Am I suppose to see my bones? | |
I'm gonna eat that ass. | |
There's dough in horrible places. | |
Woopsie! | |
Win against Sentient Furnace | No I don't think so. |
Win against Ascended Baking Pod | You look like a piece of Winterfresh! |
Get da fuck out my house man! |