The numbers are the same as the original's showing up.
- You want to make potato knishes. But nobody wants to care about that.
- Your knishes are popular with Clyde.
- Your knishes are popular with Summer Solstice Baby.
- Your knishes are popular in the whole castle.
- Your knishes are renowned in the continent!
- Your machines create potato knishes.
- Your knishes are becoming magical and mysterious.
- Your knishes bring all the boys to the yard!
- Strong Bad is now eating your knishes daily.
- The fiction world now loves all of your knishes!
- The amount of total atoms of knishes you ever made is bigger then Jupiter.
- The milky way now renamed to "knishes galaxy", republicans blame Obamacare.
- You find your knishes sentient; love keytars and card games.
- The grandmas of the ancient times wake to taste your knishes.
- Your knishes are now classified as an animal.
- The universe has now turned into knishes, to the level of atoms.
- All news stations run a 24-hour segment about your knishes. Success! (in a small font, it says "(you win a potato knish)")
- it's time to stop playing, seriously. (in a small font, it says "(i'm gonna do the big update next, i promise ya)", implying that the post 1.0 updates are next.)
- All of the earlier milestones are like the original milestones.
- Some milestones are like the original.
- The sentient knishes liking keytars and card games reference Clyde's keytar, and the modder liking card games.
- Strong bad is a character from Homestar Runner.
- The knishes being made by your machines, and their magesty and mysteriousness reference lyrics in the song "Potato Knishes", what this whole hack is based off of.
- The mention of repubicans blaming obamacare for unrelated things had to do with the government shutdown that happened at the time for dumb reasons that republicans started.