I felt like making cookies, and I was horrible. Years later, my cookies were famous across dimensions. Then,I made the biggest mistake of all. I got the One Mind upgrade for the grandmas. They became evil, but One Mind somehow strengthened my attachment to them. I kept on upgrading and upgrading, and one day,they merged into giant blobs to take over the world, and the only way to get them back to a state that indicated that they may have once been human was to make sacrifices of millions of cookies to them on a daily basis. I began preparing to serve my new grandmother overlords for all eternity.