I'm about to tell you probably the saddest story ever said, heard, written, etc. You ready? You better be.
The Saddest Story Ever
You feel like making cookies. But nobody wants to eat your cookies.
But nobody wants to eat your cookies.
Nobody. Wants. To eat. Your. Cookies.
Nobody.
NOBODY.
NOBODY.
Then when they eat it they throw it out the garbage.
NOBODY